Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch - NBC Thursday
(Source: crentist, via good-grade-in-a-tight-sweater)
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(Source: -andrews, via rebeccavis)
shewolfs:
arya-snark:
seriously tho
petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life
#’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’
(via agent-355)
tomfoolery815:
Live ammo around here.
(Source: notabadday)
“When we were young, Jaime and I, we looked so much alike. Even our father couldn’t tell us apart. I could never understand why they treated us differently. Jaime was taught to fight with sword and lance and mace, and I was taught to smile and sing and please. He was air to Casterly Rock and I was sold to some stranger like a horse to be ridden whenever he desired.”
“You were Robert’s queen.”
“And you will be Joffrey’s. Enjoy.”
(Source: hobanwashburnes, via broken-little-hearts)
